From the always entertaining but not so bright
Bill O'reilly of the always entertaining but not so bright Fox News network:
"Halloween is a $5 billion industry in the USA, second only to Christmas in consumer sales? And the Eve of All Hallows has now spread to many other countries. But France is rethinking the trick-or-treat situation. According to the magazine "Le Monde," the French have begun to reject Halloween because of the rise of anti-American feeling in that nation. And that's fine with me. I'm still boycotting France. Besides how would you like to say
Bon-bons ou batons all night long? That's "trick-or-treat" in Francais.
Bon-bons ou batons, bon-bons ou batons.
Ridiculous? You make the call."
We've made the call, Bill, we have. Besides a Bill O'reilly boycott should always been taken as a compliment.
Note to self: don't forget to sue Warner Bros for a blatant copy (parody?) of my Halloween costume. Warner just released this pic of the soon-to-be-released director's cut DVD of Superman 2. Just wait for my Wonder Woman costume next year...
